1) If funny adult quotes had to sum up adulthood for me, this would be it. Pinterest. "Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don't want to and also waking up when you don't want to."Jun 28, 2012 · Dog Quotes. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams. The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
Jan 19, 2016 · 5. "If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower" 6. "Better at sex than anyone? Now all you need is a partner" 7. "'I'd like to see things from your point of view, too bad, I can't shove my head that far up my arse.." 8. "You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen" 9. Various origins are suggested for these funny quotes, most popularly Qantas and the US Air Force, and more specifically Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University (thanks J Williams). The earliest reference I have seen for at least some of these quotes is the seemingly now defunct spoof 'Fudpucker World Airlines', dating back to June 1996 (thanks Scott).
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